[ karkat snorts at that because the empress failing spectacularly at something is hilarious. it's even more hilarious now that she's dead and can't like, murder karkat for laughing at her or something.

he finishes captchaloguing everything dirk told him to, so he's just going to wait for the next pile to be done. ]

Jegus, I don't even know what the fuck we're going to do about that. Kanaya has this crazy idea that I'm going to be the one to figure that out? You might as well start placing your bets now for when I invariably cause the next extinction of my species.